Rome, Naples, Florence
I've just returned from a lovely 8-day vacation with my wife. We went to Italy! Our first time in the old continent.
Great food, much chaos, beautiful views, strong coffee. Enjoy some of my unironically terrible pics.
It's unfair how the camera loves some more than others.
We try not to sexualize horses here, but damn!
By Jupiter's cock would you fucking rain!
Claudius, for the last time, will you stop with this annoying tunic prank? No one thinks you're funny.
I remember killing nobles and clergymen around here.
Neapolitans say they have two great friends: Maradona and Vesuvius. Well, fuck Maradona. I just wanted to say that.
Requiescat in pace.
The beautiful Tuscan landscape.
This is a ceiling. Avoid the churches if you have neck problems.
Remember, we are sons of Mars! Mars's offspring now likes to chain smoke and drive in tiny cars.
I joke, of course. Italians are awesome and the trip was unbelievably fun.